Anonymous asked:
No I’m not
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
bless
“I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement” is my new go-to pickup line
The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk.
Anonymous asked:
kateaustinn answered:
- your girlfriend ultimately becomes your best friend
- living together is always fun
- you can be the big or little spoon
- you have someone to straighten the back of your hair
- they know your emotions because they’re also a girl
- you can share clothes
- you can share make up
- orgasms every time you have sex
- the toilet seat is always down
- their legs are always smooth and soft
- boobs
- ass
- they know how to give presents/what to get
- your friends never feel like a third wheel bc they’re also best friends w your gf
- did I say ass
There’s a million
don’t think ass was mentioned
When you make a low key gay joke that no one understand, but you hear someone snort and you’re like “oh, a fellow gay”
the best part of 2016 was meeting you
lol.. sike
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.
